Is This Your Unicorn? Call the Coast Guard ASAP

If you’re missing a unicorn floatie in Honolulu, the Coast Guard is looking for you. Yes, you. Come get your floatie.

In what is most definitely just a safety precaution to make sure the adrift unicorn didn’t belong to an adrift person, the Coast Guard Saturday published a press release hoping that someone would claim what they described as a “white unicorn float.”

They also deployed a helicopter crew and response boat just in case the owner of the float was still out there.

Which is great. But because this problem involves a white unicorn floatie, it’s also funny.

There were no reports of missing persons, they said. But still, they looked.

Because, really, why would anyone let such a glorious piece of beach goodness escape their ownership on purpose?

“The Coast Guard requests anyone with information regarding the float to contact the Sector Honolulu Command Center at 808-842-2600.”